*Girl walks past Chinese trader swaying her hips and batting her eyelashes*
Gorah trader: Dude, she's really into to you, how the fuck?
Chinese trader: Look at these pythons dude, its these fucking Vitamins I take, they give me glow in the dark pee and magical power.
Gorah trader: I dont see how you get chicks by pissing a lazer beam.
Chinese trader: Dude, its like a Street Fighter power, like the Hadooken
*whole desk does the HADOOOOKEN...with the double hand thrust*
Gorah trader: That was one fucking iconic game
Chinese trader: Street Fighter...and the Wheel...that's civilisation right there.
Gorah trader: The Wheel?...dont you mean the Wii?
Chinese trader: No dude, I meant the round wooden thing, but yeah the Wii's sweet too.
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